Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoWhen you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoI somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoEither way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-221 hours ago “With a certain audience, this life extending solution tested very well.” “Great. How soon can we perfect the life extending bit and start selling it?” “About that…” Edit: We correlated the data, and this is going to sell well with Linux users.
When you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
Or like Peter Theil?
I already said lizard-person.
I somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.
Either way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.
Edit: We correlated the data, and this is going to sell well with Linux users.
Which ever you prefer.