• MissJinx@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 month ago

    Super fun story: My granddad would tell us himself. Yes. My grandad was sort of a maniac, he would fuck everything that moved. At 85 he had an implant because he couldn’t take meds anymore. (he told that to the whole family on his birthday dinner) When he was 93 he butt dial my uncle while having sex with 2 women (2! 93yo!). My aunt found him full naked marstubating in the living room because he “forgot she was there”.

    He was funny as hell but the man had a serious addiction. Died at 97 having sex with the 32yo supermarket cashier at his house. this is not even a joke…

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 month ago

      Gotta give him credit for going out like so many of us want to.

      Wouldn’t want to be the partner in that case though.

      • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        1 month ago

        Can you imagine at 32 being hit with so much rizz from a 97 year old that you’d be down to clown, only for them to die inside of you? Either grandpa was the most charming motherfucker of all time or that grocery clerk was at a dark place in life.

        • MissJinx@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          1 month ago

          Well 2 things can be true but I think at 97 no charm would be enough. But he had money

          • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldEnglish
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            1 month ago

            Ahhhh, yeah that plays with someone in their 30s working at a grocery store. A lot of bad breaks on their part, it sounds like

    • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 month ago

      Reminds me of that French film where the grandpa brings in his favorite prostitute to family dinner one night. “Sooner or later my heart will give out while fucking her, so you were going to find out eventually either way. Better you know now.”

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
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    1 month ago

    I’m not going to spoil the movie by giving the title…

    There’s a pretty good old thriller that halfway through becomes a JFK assassination cover-up story.

    I always wondered what it would have been like if one of the Kennedy family had just gone in to see a nice action movie and suddenly got flashbacks to the actual killing.

    • TheRealKuni@piefed.socialEnglish
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      1 month ago

      I’m not going to spoils the movie by giving the title…

      How is anyone supposed to watch it if we can’t know the title? And I don’t just mean from you. Like, if I thought, “well that sounds interesting, maybe I can describe it to a search engine and get a proper result” but that would still give me a title.

      (This doesn’t matter at all, it just got my brain spinning a bit.)