I bet he will pull you out of the pool when he needs to eat hour face

There is a time and a place to play with your gigi.

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What kind of drug do you think she takes to be so obsessed with her vagina?

Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!

Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

I know men must look at this and think “wtf is a vaginal spa?”, but I would like to say that as a woman I don’t know wtf it is either

You guys vote for this people

oh god how many nozzles will I destroy until I’m able to print something

I know but the question he asked matches the spanish name. Maybe some spanish influence in the naming.

First of all his name wasn’t even Christopher lol.

The original Spanish name of Christopher Columbus is Cristóbal Colón, that’s why it’s the name they honored him

Idk but I’ve seen them all over china apps.

Idk either, I can only speak about myself and I have never. Only dicks with dicks

oh you don’t know oranges. It may be a generic name but they have a very specific set of skills lol

Dog owners:

• What a beautiful dog
• His name is mister leopold dogus the third, I bought from the only breeder on north hemisphere and it cost me 168k dolars

Cat owners:

• What a cute cat
• it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat

💪Straight women lol

you don’t HAVE too

Inhave 2 cats and I LOVE them to bits but I can smell this image. I clean their litter boxes everyday otherwise it smells horrible, imagine 26 cats.

oh ok. I understood they were talking about like sex or dating, because I don’t have any desire for that

Indeed even worse