I’m already 43 so I guess someone born in the 90s

If my cat could find my keys everyday I would be very thankful!

Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!

You guys know “everyone” includes trump, putin, jo-un, jimping, and all the other crazies out there right?!

Do we want to end the world?

If I’m layed off I get a huge settlement and a year of a good unemployement salary. Vacation time.

A pillow and my phone

and soon you’re gonna elect him again every 10 years lol

and faint randomly

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Yeah fuck those tall whites being racist! The green aliens are the best! lol

My orange is super needy and if I don’t give her enough attention she’ll turn belly up and cry… she knows i have to go pet

oh, it’s not either/or, we have both. SO FUN!

FTFY

do you want a list?! I have adhd and 1.324 different hobbies and projects in different stages of completeness. If I had free time I would get 200 more hobies and start 200 more project without finishing the ones before lol

I’m not american but we also have yearly tax here and if I’m ever audited I’m FUCKED. I don’t have a singe document saved. But also I’m super poor so id think they want me

everything about cats is cute as fuck! But they can rip your eye out, never foget the belly is a trap

Praise our lord the great macarroni

Excuse me, I’m a woman, I have disney princesses on my headboard

Yep I have made the same.mistake. The difference is that mine was not.printing at all. Thought the printer was shit or broken, then I dryed the filament. Works perfectly

Why is that in my personal laptop chrome works like shit and in my work laptop it works wonders?! The only difference between them is that in y professional laptop we have thousands of different security apps. It’s almost like chrome is shit because it invades u your computer like a virus lol