I call them B-E-B-B.
Bird eaters by birth.
All Cats Are Beautiful!
Untrue

matrix chat:
;(I’m confused what does matrix chat have to do with this.
Besides how Matrix is a bastard, I mean,
people on the matrix chat (specifically in a certain… space there) like to put cat noises.
so they will be sad seeing this. like that:
;(Ty frien. I’m on the matrix now too but didn’t find the cat zone yet.

I love our
solarfeline system!Ptolemaeus could never
“I don’t respect this creatures free will and am upset that it retaliates if I try to force it”
What a reasonable and not uncharitable interpretation of a pun. Everything is 100% serious all the time and must be interpreted through the most literal lens possible.
Besides, most cats are jerks. We love them because they are tiny furry jerks.
Mine wakes me up by kneading at my neck while purring. Still love the bastard lmao.
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