I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

  • gazter@aussie.zone
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    2 days ago

    God damnit, three replies in this thread, and one of them is someone who beat me to the one I was going to say! Well played.

    My second favourite, then-

    Do you know the heading cause of dry skin?

    spoiler

    Towels.