I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    I do a two part variation:

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    !No eye deer (“No idea” with an accent)!<

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    !Fsshh!<