• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    Dammit I miss the Herman Cain Awards. It was morbid as hell, but there was always fun reading:

    • “COVID is a hoax. Let’s Go Brandon!”
    • “I think I have the flu”
    • “Doctor confirmed it’s COVID. I’m putting candy corn up my asshole”
    • “This COVID ain’t no joke”
    • “MAGA-Patriot-88 has passed away. Please send prayers that their sugary asshole will make it to heaven.”
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      7 hours ago
      • MAGA-Patriot-88: This is MAGA-Patriot-88’s wife, please get your vaccine, it can happen to you
      • MAGA-Paytreot-79: We all know he had a week hart. Leave us aloan and stop peddallin you’re VAKSHHVAGSHH … HH poysons.