This has the potential to be canon now
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Fucking average game of commander looks like fortnite now. What’s that, you’re blocking my Abaddon the Despoiler with your Optimus Prime equipped with a Sonic Screwdriver and Cloud’s Buster Sword? Cool, miss when this game had a recognizable theme.
Peter Porker: Spiderman, but hornier and a swine
Clearly you are unaware that this is a real M:tG card.
2/2, a +1/+1 buff for a lot of other creatures and summoning a artifact for only two mana? That is strong.
It’s especially noteworthy in that it’s in Standard at the same time as Bloomburrow, a set about a plane where everyone is anthropomorphic animals and, as such, has an animal creature type.
Even considering that, though, it’s fairly “meh” from a power level standpoint, because the game has just become completely absurd.
it really is a card you would’ve seen on mtgcirclejerk
That would be a cool ‘what if’ to read
