Star Trek would never have been greenlighted if it had been created in the late 70s or any point after that.

A post-scarcity society where humans (sometimes) get along with literal aliens? Not in THIS Neoliberal hegemony!

Because it was late and I couldn’t be arsed to crop it out 🤷🏻

Why, a techromancer, of course!

By which I mean a tech necromancer, not a tech romancer (pictured below)

“Catholicism.exe has stopped working”

(Choice buttons are “Wait for the Cardinals to respond” and “Schism now”)

🎵Ahahaaaahahahahahahaaah!🎵 (yes, I counted the “ahs”)

Also I’m high.

Not judging, mind you. I hope you’re having fun or otherwise enjoying it 🙂

Unedited in case anyone has use for it:

As long as he doesn’t end up concluding every sermon with “I use Arch btw”

Yes I did, may you be touched by his noodly appendage, any other bright ideas?

Or someone from Canada’s Hot Ryan Factory 🤷🏻

Lovecraft’s fictional mythos was probably inspired by the one true faith, now that you mention it 😁

Probably because bones are both scientifically and culturally fascinating enough to enough people to warrant one 🤷🏻😁

Bone. As in skeleton. Not humping. At least not during business hours 😉

If you search “springbok girls”, you get about 50/50 results of them and the South Africa women’s national rugby team 😄

Yeah, he’s one of my all time faves for sure!

His Thoughts And Prayers special is simply sublime 😁

Money cats? Are you telling me Charlotte could have been paying rent all these years? 😛

In a word: very.

red peppers exist.

Big if true