Counterpoint: there’s no such thing as a ghoti

It’s pronounced like this

Giraffic Interchange Format made sense

In no world does that collection of words ring true, regardless of context.

you could depict things other than giraffes

But why would you?

Not the BEST risk/reward ratio 🤷

I thought it was because she’s Australian and loves grilling stuff?

Art.

Well, the bus driver invited the editor in chief of Aftonbladet to the weekly staff meeting, so that horse already bolted 🤷

Right there, next to the complimentary Wasa crispbread points

#RandyScandy

666

Well, hyperintelligent by the standards of daffodils, maybe 🤷

You sure? Might be a hyperintelligent plant with delusions of animalism 🤷

she explained she had a meltdown at how wildly dangerous that situation was and she had no idea

I probably would too in that situation, followed by immense relief that I survived it lol

Animals are just like us in that respect!

ruined

That’s a weird way to spell “fun” 🤔

I am Cornholio!

Like rain on your wedding day.