Personally, I find the fact that they take pains to point out that it’s vegan and cruelty free the most offensive since

1: pointing it out kinda implies that they expect people to expect meat byproducts and cruelty from their perfumes and

2: the Venn diagram of people who would want a bacon perfume and people who are vegan and/or are actively conscious about animal testing and other cruelty associated with consumerism probably features infinitesimal overlap, if any 😄

Thanks for reminding me of an A Bit of Fry and Laurie sketch 😁❤️

I don’t see a red door, though 🤔

Except for Howie Mandel’s head, of course.

Here you go

Is it our opinion that they should just retire as soon as they hit 2 or 3 million, and end all contracts with royalties

Nope. They are in fact able to spend money to help those that need it, so you can pack away your ridiculous strawman.

It’s not really their fault, at that point, that they keep making money.

It’s their fault if they hoard vast riches rather than meaningfully contribute to the betterment of the people, though.

Let’s say that there can be some, that it’s possible to be, a good billionaire

ABSOLUTELY not. You don’t accidentally become a billionaire in a day. You become a billionaire by hoarding ridiculous amounts of money long past the point where you have enough for everything you could ever need.

That’s just mean! 😉

Damn, now I get why cartographers and the like always try to make it prettier in post!

Never thought I’d be body shaming the Earth, but here we are 🤷

Nope, theirs is also the same. Just another same than ours.

The year starts with Hammer and ends with Nightal.

Whereas my year starts with Hammer and ends with Fall.

It’s a shame, though. That Jeromian 13 month one sounds like a better fit, whether or not you’re in Vancouver!

The Sun also creates tides

The second worst British tabloid? I highly doubt it.

Now I’m craving milf weed 😁

False! This is the body with which you beach!

I know you’re joking, but we both know that you don’t do that to your body unless you already have some pretty major insecurity issues 😄

reindeers, the best aviators nature produced.

Other than pigs, of course

Pegasus

Pro: good flier, hella stylish

Con: fictional

Capybaras

Pro: chillest creatures known to reality or fiction, rad as FUCK

Con: can’t fly

Humans

Pro: gullible and thus easy to manipulate

Con: most of them suck, very few can fly

Peak Arnie isn’t the normal human ideal. It’s a freakish extreme that the vast majority consider going too far.

Po-TAY-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!