Worst brand synergy since Michael Jackson’s sponsorship deal with Kinder Surprise 😛

Beef Wellington: the fake socioeconomic background of Hyacint “Bouquet”

Corn dog: the real socioeconomic background of Hyacinth Bucket

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Yeah, it’s the brilliant song A Mistake by Fiona Apple lol

The opening line is “I’m gonna make a mistake, gonna do it on purpose” 😁

Executed by who? The IDF?

Related Fiona Apple masterpiece

That combination of consonant and vowel sounds is just naturally pleasing in a humorous way IMO 😁

Yeah, because the US “justice” system famously never treats juvenile defendants as adults in order to mete out draconian punishment that eliminates all chances for rehabilitation…

So basically, killing Luigi would not make copycats less likely, but it WOULD make it more likely for copycats to shoot CEOs AND cops?

Hmm… The killing of Luigi itself would be awful, of course, but the consequences of it sound like a win to me 🤔

Speaking of hotlines, here’s the official contact form for Governor Hochul in case you want to comment on the proposal and her performance in general.

And for no related reason whatsoever, here’s the entire script of Bee Movie

Here’s hoping! 🤞

Unfortunately, spaceships are mostly for bad guys now. A tendency that’ll only get worse once the simultaneously richest and most cringetastic billionaire in history is about to be the de facto president 😮‍💨

Guess what? People aren’t their families and we don’t know what his relationship with them is.

He may well not be on the best of terms with the rich members of his family, being the good kind of class traitor and all…

As long as you didn’t meet anyone named Martin Swanson at age 13…

That reminds me of my weirdest reaction meme:

Who’s more poor than the moon, though? It not just doesn’t have any money, it’s not even ALLOWED to own money!

Why doesn’t @YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world just MARRY screenshots if they like them so much?

And my axe!

Oh yeah! I remember that too, now that you mentioned it! That frog was hella polite-looking! As is his capy successor 😁

that the moment a physical book is published and sold through it immediately becomes “not available for sale”

Because that specific book now has a new owner who can keep it or sell it as they see fit. Like people still do with physical games.

If you mean that a book becomes generally unavailable when it’s between printings, though, you’re wrong.

Publishers overlap print runs and begin selling the first paperbacks before they’ve sold out the initial hard cover prints PRECISELY to avoid the situation you seem to think happens with every single book.