Probably one of the best commencement speeches ever, definitely the most famous one 😁

No thanks, I already ate

First if all: missed pun opportunity: Halocination

Secondly: Clearly, that’s Kylie Minogue

Speaking as a men, I tend to agree 🤷🏻

Magnificent gif! 😄

a paper trail for the principal

I was in a band called that. We mostly played punk, anti-war protest songs, and combinations thereof.

“Sam of Team Starling” sounds less like someone who works for a bank and more like a DC Comics sidekick 😄

Alternative title: Slow news day in Idaho

That’s quite a few of them!

How many nanoseconds is that?

T is for titties

we’re turning off clipping

The number of times doing that has stopped me from rage quitting games that made a quest objective too difficult for my spatially challenged ass to find is in the three if not four digit range 😄

Does doing up an entire standards document as an april fools joke count as serious or unserious?

It’s impossible to know until you observe them. They’re Shrödinger’s Nerds.

Not a straight line, though

Nah, Epstein was tight with the Israeli government, so he probably LOVED war.

BAD

GOOD

In my headcannon it has

D’oHCuP? Like when you spill your coffee? 🤷🏻

And cows sometimes eat frogs 🤷🏻