He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced, hyperpalatable garbage sold by an international megacorp. I genuinely prefer a CEO saying that over pretending to care or personally enjoy it.
He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
“aww… I swallowed some of the juice…I’ll be tasting that for weeks”
It was literally every Krusty Burger commercial in real life.
“The product fulfils nutritional requirements and satiates the hunger sense among the human species.”
Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.
Exceeds calorie quota might be more accurate.
At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced, hyperpalatable garbage sold by an international megacorp. I genuinely prefer a CEO saying that over pretending to care or personally enjoy it.