Just get an AI to summarise it for you. Circle of life.

Kisma piss

How come?

Mr Ventoy has too many problems

#NudistProblems

Hommus slaps though.

I can go through a kilo of hummus a week. I eat it with chips, carrots, celery, bread.

Even star wars?

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Kali Linux as daily driver

Is there any particular reason why they do that?

Security update. No network = no malware

I have facial blindness so I’d be a cops worst nightmare as a witness. Yeah I know the guy left literally 3 minutes ago but I could not pick him out of a lineup.

Nonverbal communication is better in this situation, like a light touch on the arm and a smile, or taking your dick out your pants and helicoptering it at them.

Gottem

Its an infinite canvas 2d design tool, used for making software mockups, prototyping and workflow designs. But I use it for all sorts of things, including things you might use Illustrator for like designing logos and vector graphics. It’s very powerful.

I make all memes in Figma

Can’t believe you met Long John Silver himself! 🤩

If you put them in the right order, you can store 10 bools in a byte.

kompreshun.

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I’m banned for counting cards, so I don’t have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.