Nah, playing music is worse. They are disrespecting the artist, the art, and everyone around them.

I got the right to remain silent but I’m still gonna run my mouth at the pigs

Roosevelt’s bones for prez 2027!

No it’s not, FUCK YOU!

Good luck putting AI in charge of project management, creating utterly useless teams meetings that are guaranteed to maximize the productivity wasted is a finely homed skill

If you find that they don’t understand you speaking American, just repeat yourself, slower and louder, until they do.

I do love to say “I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it” tho

This is how we learned to be nomads. Kill big thing, bring camp to big thing, hang out until big thing is all eaten.

Sips from mayonnaise bucket

Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?

Me:

We are the snail

He was groomed from childhood for this role. He is in the top .1% of his nations watersliders. His mastery of the skill is unparalleled.

Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom

They don’t have to be corpses.

We all carry trauma in our lives

Just move house

These gritty movie reboots are finally starting to pay off!

Ah, because they call them RCDs and not circuit breakers.

M*crowave?

This is science, not math.