What about Orcs?

“I am always respectful and appropriate towards female employees, especially the hot ones.”

Yeah by using out-of-bounds numbers they avoid accidentally listing legitimate values who might get upset or free advertising

There are two wolves inside of your computer

Windows: Gabe edition.

It’s like regular windows, but everything is Gabe. Task manager is now Gabe manager. Command prompt is now Gabe prompt. Start button? Gabe button.

Gabes face is the desktop background and screensaver, this cannot be changed. The cursor is a tiny Gabe. Instead of the windows log off noise, it’s Gabe whispering “Goodbye” really near to the microphone. This is not a recording, but is actually Gabe saying that personally to you live each time.

Hairy ball theorem

You got it boss!

“Your SO’s name!”

“It depends on my mood at the time!”

What’s Void?

I just watched a 40 minute video about Wayland beef and I am more confused than ever.

Rustdesk server/node?

Japanese radiation guy. All pain pales in comparison to his death.

No, because my name is already very common and there are several prominent murderers, war criminals and even traitors who share my name, and I barely rate among them.

He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

Can confirm, have been a guard.

‘Rounds’ were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it’s not my department store.

Quite right, they should be given badges and guns.

I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely ‘Evil Billionaire’ thing to do

Looks like she was running and tripped