Boggles the fucking mind that an elderly white male high ranking Catholic is a sane and solid pick for president considering the current state of things.

If the founding fathers were still alive, the very idea of this would kill them.

“Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”

“I’ve never met this man before in my life.”

Yes, we will end up with Eloi and Morlocs

What if the plane crashes?!

It’s heavy, hanging from a flimsy PCIe slot held in by one screw. It’s like having a wrecking ball inside your computer tethered by cotton. It’s not for data security, it’s to stop it from demolishing the motherboard with one heavy jolt.

Metapad, y’all

Don’t worry about it

Oh goodness no. I pray I never come into any real political power.

For fun I’ve already run the numbers on how many adult humans will fit into the cargo holds of a decommissioned Panamax bulker.

There’s a pizza shop near me that uses a Vegemite and mayonnaise based sauce on its Australian Style pizza.

Now, this isn’t actually true, I’m just workshopping infohazards that can actually injure pizza fans.

Can you be my cloud bro?

Reconfabulate the tridepodictaphone by nabulizing the fromgulan with kreevus. If stufingus brawes, then hyfangle the natriuminutaur.

Basic 17th year psycoders can do this.

Idiots get clicks and clicks make line go up

I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

It does now

I run a yet-to-be-accredited diploma for a degree in applied horse reiki if anyone wants. My course syllabus is just one sentence long:

1. Don’t approach the horse from behind.

All degrees are issued under a pseudonym so as to stay off the radar of the Horse Reiki Mafia.

They evolved to be small so they cold more easily fit into the actuator gauntlets that controlled the Gundam.

Will they run in WINE?

Never fix anything in 5 minutes.they will expect you to fix every other problem in the same time.

How did this get approved by the ethics board? Direct experimentation on unwitting human subjects without their informed consent?!

Earth cuisine