Sleep tite homie!

It’s slutty but standardized. You don’t gotta make style choices

Tran’s Meetup

I didn’t think about it until now but yeah you Americans should be more diligent about food standards and safety now that the standards and consequences for corporate negligence are so low. You wouldn’t want to end up in hospital…

She has K-N-I-T on one set of knuckles and Y-A-R-N on the other

Don’t listen to this guy, he’s just trying to hoard all the best copper scrap for himself!

Put a stone in your shoe, then when you see a camera, use the stone to smash it.

Hoverboard

Perfection 👌

With or without dicks?

A very Lemmy response

I mean, I don’t, but I didn’t feel joy with them either.

I guess, sometimes there’s a cat to pat.

Goats have beards and they lay eggs

• Stop
• Prepare to stop
• Go
• Go faster
• Faster daddy

Hit it on a 45 degree angle along the horizontal plane and it will bounce onto the shoes of the fella next to you

Chappell Roan taking the outside lead there!

Where are we gonna find 4 average Americans!

Transcendental defacation

“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”

“Somebody shat at me.”

“Do you mean shat on you?”

“No…”

Mother of pineapples