I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?

  • jtzl@lemmy.zip
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    16 hours ago

    I assume you dump it in a creek like an old tire.

    “Good evening, officer. No, I was just… Uhhh… Can I just pay the fine?”

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      16 hours ago

      Not too shabby, but I think I’m gonna do some research. I’m thinking Edgar Allan Poe, some Stephen King and maybe even some Junji Ito before I decide on what my next step should be.