Damn, imagine if we hadn’t depleted our soils of nutrients through unsustainable agricultural practices requiring us to pump unsustainable chemical fertilisers into the ground.

Don’t forget about poisoning our aquifers with fracking.

Edit: I also forgot to mention selling off our water rights to the Saudis so they can grow alfalfa for their racehorses. Maybe it’s for the best that we’re poisoning the water first.