• WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    <Beat CEO in the face with a tire iron.>

    “I’m not changing anything, I’m just enhancing your face!”

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      5 hours ago

      I think it would be more like I super glued a horrible facemask on top of your face there but I didn’t touch your underlying facial bones. But hey I allowed the developer to at least adjust what parts of your face I won’t put a horrible sticker on.