Probably yell WOOHOO.
Next is quit my job.
A new off-grid house. We have a lot of power outages here every winter.
An older used car (I want nothing to do with a new car which are basically rolling spyware).
Start helping the worse off in my area such as the homeless and those living below the poverty line.
I’d lobby politicians into bombing Israel, I think they need a turn.
I’d shut the fuck up. Pay off my house and maybe add an addition to where I’m at. Same with some relatives. Fix my Subaru the way I want it, buy a catterham.
Start buying people’s debt for pennies on the dollar and cancelling it.
Create a worldwide socialist revolution.
If i woke up a billionaire, I would tell him to pay some taxes to avoid the guillotine in a couple years.
Start giving lectures about the antichrist, buy a barrel of ketamine, pay women to sleep on a bed of cornflakes.
Cocaine then a sub to check out Titanic. Pretty standard, really.
Get them breakfast?
- Buy the house for my kids I’ve been saving for
- Set us all a reasonable allowance and a rainy day fund so we never have to worry
- Find a way to donate the majority to underserved families of children with disabilities
get up
Redevelop my city to be more walkable/bikeable and better Public transport.
Begin process of leaving the USA.
First thing? I’d go and fill the car up. Probably pay for a few other people’s petrol while I’m there.
(Public transport is good, delayed government projects to implement it are not, actually fuck it I’ll go fund the train line myself )
Quit my job
I’d put him back to sleep 💁♀️
Permanently?
