Nanograms / gram.
So just eat about 1 million potatoes daily.
Challenge accepted 😋
Eat potatoes and chill out.
Makes Danes talk funny
Implying they don’t talk funny all the time :p
The power of the potato, my friend.
Are we sure this isn’t because of local contamination or something like that? Are we sure this is actually naturally occurring?
Monsanto has entered the chat.
You jest, but… likely profitable.
it also happened with tramadol before (different plant)
They call dogs mans best friend, but we ignore the humble potato. Have they been with us as long as canines? No. That’s why they’re putting in so much effort to fufill our every need.
One day you’re going to wake up and realize you love your potatoes. That they love you. The entire time, you’ll know what you need to do. It will hurt, as it always does, as you boil and mash this tuber that was once your closest companion, but in return, they will give you a full days nourishment and only ask for a little more butter this time.
I love my dog, but I’ve never had to clean potato vomit out of a carpet at 3 am.
Lemme make a pot of mashed potatoes and get extremely drunk. We can change this.
Vodka, right?
I first believed a “potato tuber” to be something similar to a v-tuber, but it’s a potato.
Me too 😭 We’re so cooked chat
We’re so cooked
The important part for us potatoes is how we’re cooked.
I thought potatoes just made me feel good because they taste awesome… 🤔
…plug?
Trip Tucker and Malcolm Reed used mashed potatoes to plug a hole in their shuttlepod once.
TIL Starch Sadness isn’t just a meme.
Potatoes are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
…won’t someone think of the lowly potato cannons? amusing hicks since the invention of the pipe…
I always used tennis balls in my cannons. Destroying a potato seemed wrong.
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