• Murse@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    Can’t find it for the life of me… Describing a web comic vs actually posting it always feels like a flop, but…

    Aliens abduct a physicist, who doesn’t seem to give much of a damn about the abduction but is instead enthused to learn about the alien tech on board, so they give him a tour of the ship. They get to the power reactor and start dropping a bunch of sci-fi jumbo about “We harness dark matter to… (sci-fi Ruth Goldberg machine) …and finally, we use the heat it generates to boil water and crank a turbine!!”

    *Physicist drops to his knees in despair and let’s out a dramatic ‘noooooo!’

     

    Paraphrasing heavily due to having shit memory. I thought it was a SMBC comic, but… /shrug.

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      13 hours ago

      “And then, the power generated is used to heat water and generate steam!”

      “No…”

      “That steam is used to turn a wheel!”

      “No! NOOOOOOO!!!”

      “Hey dude, calm down.”

      -Actual exchange during first contact.

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      2 days ago

      I was talking with my wife about a comic similar to that not even three hours ago so if you find it let me know cause I want to show her too.

    • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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      2 days ago

      I swear we are going to be travelling to other planets and the biggest issue is going to be how do we stop water leaking into space from our steam turbines