One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison
Does he try to look like the devil, or does that apperance just like, manifest itself after doing enough evil?
WTF I can’t believe thats a real photo. It looks like someone cut two heads in half and then swapped halves before squishing them back together.
If you’re evil nowadays, you can just buy a Mar-a-lago face to short circuit the whole process.
I was thinking the dark side version of president skroob
I was JUST going to say!! Disney Villain looking ass lmao
Needs more Bobby Kotick, with a dash of that evil sham pastor who actually looks like the devil.
yes
Walmart Tony stark is an asshole
Phony Stark?
I can’t believe Oracle has 10,000 employees to begin with. What the hell are they doing that even needs that many people to begin with?
Writing iron-clad, deal-with-the-devil level contracts that cannot be broken by mere customers. And nipping open-source projects in the bud via mergers and acquisitions.
These bastards grifted $300 million dollars from my state to build a single website for the Healthcare exchange after the ACA was passed. It never once worked and was scrapped for the federal government’s own version immediately after its “release.” To be fair, I also blame our state leaders for this as even your average moron could see this coming from a mile away. Even if it did work, who the fuck would spend 1/3 of a billion dollars to build a webpage.
Yeah, just like the other comment: likely mostly lawyers, lobbyists and trolls of all colors.
Look at that ghoul
But hey! We are in on the AI bubble !! /s
When they renamed 23c to 23ai I cringed so hard. You don’t install the DB and get an AI, you get an empty DB that has vectors.
I mean, that wasn’t the first rename for silly reasons. There is a long tradition of this for Oracle DB naming. That “c” in 23c meant “cloud”. Nothing about the DB 23c required it to installed or run in the cloud. That was in 2012 with DB 12c. Before that in 2003 it was “g” in DB 10g for “grid” (remember the grid computing hype?). Before that in 1998 it was “i” in DB 8i for “internet”.
Kinda late to the party aren’t they?
