“It says here it needs to verify the license.”

“Yeah, that won’t work with our onboard wifi.”

“I’ll use hotspot on my phone. Let me just… ooh, connection. Ah, a message. O-oh, did you know SpaceX is charging roaming costs off-planet? And they ain’t cheap.”

“But Microsoft just works”

I stopped having Microsoft Outlook issues when I stopped using Microsoft Outlook. I am not like them. How dare they?

He’s going to be in for a big surprise when he’s on the far side of the moon and discovers that all of his ‘local’ files are on OneDrive.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Sharepoints on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Exchange glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

It’s important to note that it was on a personal device.