Jesus wasn’t dead for three days. Dude died at like Friday night and was back before Sunday morning!!! If you got off work on Friday at 5 pm, and then came into work 6 am on Sunday, you would not call that a 3 day weekend smh lying ass Sunday school teachers
Okay but that’s still not the point. The point is I had this dream where instead of a big stone wheel in front of the tomb, they put a big wheel of cheese. And it was up to you and me to help Jesus eat his holy way out of the tomb so grab a cracker.
The point is I like cheese and if we can make a religion around it I’m there.
Jesus wasn’t dead for three days. Dude died at like Friday night and was back before Sunday morning!!! If you got off work on Friday at 5 pm, and then came into work 6 am on Sunday, you would not call that a 3 day weekend smh lying ass Sunday school teachers
Okay but that’s still not the point. The point is I had this dream where instead of a big stone wheel in front of the tomb, they put a big wheel of cheese. And it was up to you and me to help Jesus eat his holy way out of the tomb so grab a cracker.
The point is I like cheese and if we can make a religion around it I’m there.