• HelluvaKick@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    Jesus wasn’t dead for three days. Dude died at like Friday night and was back before Sunday morning!!! If you got off work on Friday at 5 pm, and then came into work 6 am on Sunday, you would not call that a 3 day weekend smh lying ass Sunday school teachers

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      8 hours ago

      Okay but that’s still not the point. The point is I had this dream where instead of a big stone wheel in front of the tomb, they put a big wheel of cheese. And it was up to you and me to help Jesus eat his holy way out of the tomb so grab a cracker.

      The point is I like cheese and if we can make a religion around it I’m there.