… The parts of the sentence after what is highlighted … outline how vaginal fluids + cum smell like freshly husked corn.
I’ve uh, shucked a fair amount of corn, and also uh… I guess ‘made my fair share of creamed corn’ … and I have no idea what this person is talking about.
This is from The Stand?
Maybe Stephen King had already obliterated his sense of smell from railing lines of coke, at this point?
… The parts of the sentence after what is highlighted … outline how vaginal fluids + cum smell like freshly husked corn.
I’ve uh, shucked a fair amount of corn, and also uh… I guess ‘made my fair share of creamed corn’ … and I have no idea what this person is talking about.
This is from The Stand?
Maybe Stephen King had already obliterated his sense of smell from railing lines of coke, at this point?
???
Is there not a kernel of truth to it?
i am going to die you are killing me…
I can’t do it.
I am legitimately too angry/bamboozelled to come up with a corn themed pun.
… A-maiz-ing.
Shucks that was clever
Stephen King had no idea what he was writing half the time, he just fucking vomited words in a coke-fuelled spree.
no, let him cook
… I hate that that technically continues the food metaphor…
did I eat?
[wide eyes]
Are you… asking to sample the creamed corn?