cm0002@libretechni.ca to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoIf the bible was AAAlemmy.mlimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1275arrow-down16
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minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoYou found: Whip - Press X to use Jesus: “Wait…can we make that some other button?”
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoGod: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoThe New Testament was written in Koine Greek. Don´t deny Χριστοῦ his whip attack! As an aside - a GTA-style game of being Jesus would be hilarious.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI wasn’t denying the whip attack my friend, just telling J shouldn’t worry about pressing “cross”
You found: Whip - Press X to use
Jesus: “Wait…can we make that some other button?”
God: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.
The New Testament was written in Koine Greek. Don´t deny Χριστοῦ his whip attack!
As an aside - a GTA-style game of being Jesus would be hilarious.
I wasn’t denying the whip attack my friend, just telling J shouldn’t worry about pressing “cross”