* proceeds to give them more and more fake data and notes it in the password manager *

Of course, I remember my first pets name. Good ol’ F^5.zkU.[x&J!F4w/d!9dT#,ejNZjWyp*. Such a good boy.

… but don’t worry, here’s a 1yr subscription to an identity monitoring service you’ve only ever heard of because that popular reaction vid youtuber reads lines for them. They’ll send you an email when their database gets hacked, which will get lost amongst the daily ad spam they send you, after you signed up for their service.