• Naich@piefed.world
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    9 days ago

    Seems a bit daft to do your money laundering with a type of business that is renown for money laundering. Seems like they would be very likely to be visited by the authorities.

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        6 days ago

        Because they can sit outside and see how many people go in for a day or two, look at the books and instantly see if they are laundering money. Daily visits: 25, income £10,000 is either a bit of a red flag or a fucking expensive hair cut.

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          6 days ago

          There is no way any police organization will dedicate that much time to that.

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            5 days ago

            You just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.

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              5 days ago

              Or you can do it like NCIS does.

              Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you.

              Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?

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                5 days ago

                Yeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.

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      9 days ago

      Not a problem if you’re confident in your laundering skills. Easy to build them by doing business in Moneylaunderingburgh