Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWhat is your absolute favorite joke?message-squaremessage-square153linkfedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1126arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your absolute favorite joke?Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square153linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareK-Money@lemmy.kmoneyserver.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoQ: How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One will see you later, and the other in a while.
minus-squarekionay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoQ: What’s the difference between a hippo, and a zippo? A: One’s real heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.
minus-squareKrudler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoWhat do you get if you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant? 'ellephino
Q: How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One will see you later, and the other in a while.
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo, and a zippo?
A: One’s real heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.
What do you get if you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?
'ellephino