• grue@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Listen, strange birds alighting on keys is no basis is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical avian ceremony!

  • ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

    • WoahWoah@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Perfect order? They’re like weirdly grown out and freaky looking. And no one would stage a photo with that dirty porch with random filthy carpet cuts as the backdrop.

      True princess photo.