Bad comedians

I actually had started to furrow my brow like “Did I? Fuck!”

You got me. Congrats lol

I mean, here in Canada, shit is insane. The fact that it’s like $20 for a burger and fries at a drink at A&W is off the wall. Also now I really want A&W.

I can’t afford next month’s rent because I don’t have a roommate. And I don’t have a roommate because she decided to use me nonstop for months. And I can’t find another roommate because this place sucks. And I hate my life and I want to die and I want to drink.

An instance of stochastic terrorists. Fantastic.

The American ambassador to Canada is a spineless fuckstick of a coward. He also started crying like a tiny infant who had gotten colic the other day, because, apparently, anti-American sentiment is quite high in Canada and he doesn’t understand why.

The Beaverton is the Canadian version of the onion. They made a news article yesterday saying that the American ambassador threatened to bomb an invade Canada unless the anti-American sentiment improved. I legitimately thought that quote was fucking real.

Just a demonstration of both how difficult it is to make satire today, as well as how believably fucking insane Americans usually are in this current era.

Oh my god, I totally forgot about this. People were even asking my advice to because I used to post so much at the time. This shit just fell off the face of the planet.

You could not pay me to watch a single video of Donald Trump speaking. Well, actually you could pay next month’s rent so I’m not homeless and then maybe…

I haven’t noticed them be any more destructive to the environment that humans are. We just have too many of them. They probably are. I would not be surprised if there’s overpopulation and the size of them and everything else then it would make sense that there is some amount of ecological devastation. But I’m usually not in those areas. But the way I see it is that if there is no natural predator for this mistake that we brought to the island, then I will be the natural predator.

I’m from Newfoundland. Moose were brought in to fill the gap left behind by reindeer after we hunted all of them. Problem is that moose do not fit that niche, they destroy it. They’re way too big so none of the natural predators of this island are capable of taking them down. They wander out in the middle of highways and roads at night and cause hundreds of accidents per year. Due to their size, they also tend to kill the people in accidents with them. Everyone on this island has lost family to those fucking things.

Depends on the animal. The vast majority of them, I think, probably are just annoyed by our existence. However, I’m going to be real. If I see a moose and I have the opportunity to kill it, I will do so on sight.

That’s just me every day. You’re not special.

This was not one of those situations though. Every reddit thread talking about this game has a ton of people who were playing at the time or after launch and all saying that it’s just a poorly done game.

I got it when it came out and tbh… it’s just not very good. I think a big reason games in the indie world become well sold is because of positive word of mouth (Balatro, slay the spire, vampire survivors etc) and this one was just… not good. I wouldnt recommend it personally. Source

That whole thread is filled with people talking about the state of the game before launch of 1.0 as well as the launch. Also some very good points about the weakness of their financial choices if they ended up broke at the launch of 1.0.

Very much so. My ADHD has ADHD

I would agree if not for this. This is a list of all of the things that they promised in early access that they would add to the full game. Guess how many of these things are there?

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version? Here is the list of the features that we still need to implement:

Themed dungeons | Biomes: post-hell | Biomes: sky | Technology | Vehicles & Mechs Grapple hook / ninja rope | Modding compatibility | God Saucer (minigames area) Tower of 100 challenges | Themed parallel dimensions | Fluid dynamics Biomes: oceans | Fishing | Programmable robots | Wiring | Pipes | Thunder Fire (buildings can catch on fire etc.) | Achievements / Game encyclopedia / Compendium Temperature | Gas dynamics | Dynamic buildings (build your ship)

Cocaine. It had absolutely no effect on me other than making me want more instantly. I tried it like three or four times before realizing that it didn’t really do anything. Granted, the third and fourth time I only got it because my dealer was exceptionally hot and he allowed me to snort the cocaine off of his abs.

Said this on /c/gaming as well but

I have no doubt that this bug played a part in their sales… However… The game was in early access for a decade before it actually released in 1.0. This was the 1.0 change log:

Changelog 1.0.0 - 12 december 2024

Adds:

• Guidance system: uses the completion tree to display objectives and help the player to progress. The guidance system can be disabled in Game options.
• Option to change the direction only when moving with the keyboard (player is not facing automatically the mouse)

Changes:

• Quests and dialogs with the crystal have been removed and replaced by the guidance system
• Worm transformation is always visible

Various bugs fixed

So to be honest, I’m not entirely sure that that launch was much of a launch to begin with… While the bug definitely had a part to play, I’m not sure this would have sold anything in the first place. It’s a terraria clone that was dragged through early access for a decade before launching in a way that doesn’t actually feel like a launch.

I actually owned 3, 7 stars, and an exoplanet.

You know, sometimes I think that a lot of my posts are terrible quality and not worth making in the first place. And then I see shit like this. I’m like, ah. Okay. I’m fine.

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