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minus-squaremuse@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down3·2 years agoThis would unironically work on me
minus-squarecandyman337@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down1·2 years agoI mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·2 years agoWe call those “marital aids”
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 years agoWhat are you gonna do? Shoot me?
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoBreaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
minus-squarenorthendtrooper@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up52arrow-down2·2 years agoAt this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
minus-squareTyoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up46arrow-down1·2 years agoLuckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·edit-22 years agoTbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years agoTbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - Holzkohlen@feddit.de
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down2·2 years agoThe Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 years agoYou didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
minus-squareaname@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 years ago“But you didn’t tell me the safe word” “That’s not the safe word either”
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoThis is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
This would unironically work on me
I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
Bonus points
We call those “marital aids”
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
SHUDDERS
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
[citation needed]
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
- Holzkohlen@feddit.de
How dare you
GW BASIC or GTFO
Your loss!
The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”
“That’s not the safe word either”
This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an
unsafeword instead.