OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agoMy friend suggested I use different names for variables..lemmy.caimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1303arrow-down111file-text
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minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-22 years agoHave you considered multiple inheritance. It’s an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I’m trustworthy. Trust me.
minus-squareKeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoIdunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔 … She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you’re cool I guess? 🤷
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoYou might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWow. “peak shareholder value” is what I shall now call “multiple inheritance”, from now on.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI like it. I’d let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp
Have you considered multiple inheritance. It’s an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I’m trustworthy. Trust me.
Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔
… She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you’re cool I guess? 🤷
You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.
Wow. “peak shareholder value” is what I shall now call “multiple inheritance”, from now on.
I like it. I’d let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp