“I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride.” (Rollercoaster Tycoon - PC)

“Stay awhile… Stay FOREVER!!!” (Impossible Mission - C64)

HADOUKEN!

Guten Tag! (Chain guns firing)

WaHOO!

Engineering! Aaaaahfirmative!

Ich geh dann mal

Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Give me your extra resources.
Sure, blame it on your ISP!
Don’t point that thing at me!

“What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.”

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

‘It takes leather balls to play rugby’ - toilet wall in Leisure Suit Larry

‘Alarm, ein verletzter’ - Commando

‘At first his lips were sweet as mango, when first I held him to my chest, but now we dance this Grim Fandango and will four years before we rest’ - Olivera Olfrendo, Grim Fandango

Hey baby, looking for a date? All the prostitutes in VTMB.

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

• Duke Nukem

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

Toasty!

<click> what? <click>WHAT!? <click> STOP POKING ME!**

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Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

Would you kindly?