will@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前Infrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down112
arrow-up1405arrow-down1external-linkInfrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comwill@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前message-square48fedilink
minus-squaremuhyb@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·8 个月前 even with eyes closed Not sure I would want something like that.
minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·8 个月前You would if you don’t like surprises. Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·8 个月前How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·8 个月前This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.
Not sure I would want something like that.
You would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.