I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!
I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!
Eh? (Smaller question by one letter).
Take Five - Dave Brubeck
My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.
RealDoll has entered the chat.
🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯
Personally, the first time I experienced this.`
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.
Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.
Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.
POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.
We have such noms to show you…
Baby looked at you?