• peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialEnglish
    8·
    4 days ago

    I get that paid and laid rhyme, but it’s sort of a stretch to connect getting laid to getting paid.

    I mean there are plenty of unemployed and unemployable people getting action. maybe like

    Burn the midnight oil

    So I don’t eat soil

    • jqubed@lemmy.world
      5·
      4 days ago

      I’ve previously heard:

      I owe, I owe, it’s off to jail I go
      Don’t ever mess with the IRS
      I owe! I owe, I owe, I owe!

    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
      21·
      4 days ago

      I need a salary,

      Cause I need those calories?

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      I need payment

      cause money’s spent?

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      I’m fulla woe,

      And I need some dough?