Pidgeons. Geese. I haven’t seen a raven, or owl, or most song birds.

It’s almost like… They aren’t real 👀

Oh. Well I’m not gonna be out that long.

I hope.

Uhoh. It really depends on how well I do and it is not well so far.

Hmm. Uhoh.

I’m out on FMLA. Am I even going to have a job when I get back?

Not OP but I’ve been wondering how do do this myself, so thank you for that recommendation.

Negative. It didn’t go in.

Yes, but hear me out.

You can REALLY fuck shit up with 20kV.

Me at 30:

The managers do say “move fast and break things.”

They don’t like it when we do which is odd.

It was a state fair? This is what you do at fairs?

Hmmm. I have a cat and an 8yo ADHD boy.

There’s a smell, and stuff everywhere. So yeah, you get it. I don’t live in a barn, but it sure does feel like it some days.

Fun yes.

Funding? What’s that?

I need more baskets

Independent.

Man idk

I got a date secured and it dawned on me that I am NOT ready to have a date over. Like you ever realize how many things you gotta take care of that you stopped paying attention to?

Like fine, clear your counters, sweep the floor, clean the bathroom, replace the burnt out light bulb, clean sheets on bed, on box spring, on bedframe, shampoo carpets, dust shelves, put away clean clothes, wash dirty clothes, check your fingernails, check your ear and nose hair, your regular hair, make sure they don’t have allergies, etc, etc.

Im ok with not getting laid I don’t have the energy to go to work, do all that shit, panic for a week about the date, have fun at the date, play the social awkward dance of “more, not more” and potentially end up having her see that I’m an absolute disaster?

Nah I’m good.

Speed of light in a true vacuum.

Speed of light through any non-vacuum decreases.

The speed of causality remains the same.

This is probably a hot take.

I understand the anger directed against Rowling. I won’t be buying anything remotely Harry Potter (or have for a long while).

But for people who really connected with the books enough to get tattoos, are you really doing yourself a favor by getting it removed? The books obviously meant a lot, and the characters, events, and story meant a lot.

It seems a lot like self-inflicting pain because someone else hurt you.

Is that how an anti-meme is supposed to work?

It’s too funny

It’s immature. Just say you’re taking a break from messaging right now.

Double goes for dating. If you get ghosted by someone, probably a good thing, because they aren’t relationship material yet.

But only the first one they can get in contact with.

And that’s if they need to.

So like if you’ve never been to that hospital, don’t have an ID on you, nobody recognizes you, and your can’t ID yourself, that’s a John/Jane Doe situation. Even if they CAN identify you, unless they have some sort of record of emergency contacts they don’t have anyone to contact.

I don’t want it to be like it is, but it do