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realitista@lemmus.org to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

When women have a crush on men

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When women have a crush on men

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realitista@lemmus.org to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    We typically have no idea unless explicitly told, no.

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      Even then, maybe she’s just nice. Or canadian

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        I knew a nice Canadian that had a crush on me once. I still messed it up.

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          Damn. I’ve watched Letterkenny. You messed up.

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        https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw

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          i don’t click the link but i know which video it is

          Edit: Is she into you? - Casually Explained

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        Damn, I got here too late, I wanted to make this reference too!

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      Yeah, see, my girlfriend just right out told me. But we’re both AuADHD. So you know, things happen impulsively and directly.

      I asked her on a date, she said yes. We get to the date we have fun, we have a long night out, she goes home and texts me “I like you.”

      Yep. Which is a good thing too because I liked her and was a lot nervous about that.

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        God damn that’s the dream. This chick at the store smiles at me a lot and giggles when I’m nearby. I like hearing her laugh and seeing her smile and don’t want things to get awkward, so I’m not saying anything :/

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          Just give her your phone number.

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          just ask her out.

          she will say yes or no. anything that isn’t ‘yes!’ is a no.

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            The problem with doing something like that is it can make the situation awkward permanently afterwards

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              it’s already permanently awkward

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          Aw yeah. There was this beauty at the store that, in hindsight, obviously gave me the eye, repeatedly. I wanted to ask her to a coffee the next time, but then she already wasn’t around anymore. Don’t be too late.

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      Even if we’re explicitly told the first twenty times we’ll just think she’s being nice.

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      To a degree that once a woman chatted me up, gave me her number and I somehow still missed it entirely.

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