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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago

If cats

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If cats

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago
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  • Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    On my frontpage, this is currently right below this:

    owner trying to text dog, realizing the idiocy

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    They wouldn’t text. That’s too nice.

    They’d call. And call. And call. Until you pick up. And when you do all you hear is “food?”

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    So they probably already can, we’d never know.

  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    Holy shit I’m a cat

  • Una@europe.pub
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    They would, but they will just write “where food” over and over again.

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      WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD

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    My cat is the most independent.

    But she would text me “it’s been a full five minutes and you have not yet harvested the treasures from the box. Please remove them immediately “

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    Oh they would absolutely blow up your phone when they get hungry while you’re out.

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    I need to start using this in my life somehow. I’ll snatch the pic for myself for now

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