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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

What's the weirdest thing you ever saw someone do in their kitchen?

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What's the weirdest thing you ever saw someone do in their kitchen?

defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    My ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor

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      Are you short, because username is this close to checking out

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      I’m sorry she found someone else

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        The one that got away

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          Holy shit I’m crying laughing lmao

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          Dangit that made me spit 🤣

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      I’m not sure why, but I need to know… was your ex male or female?

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        She was a punk rock girl all tatted up. She felt quite bad about dropping the deuce

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          I guess it’s the thought that counts

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