• Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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    18 hours ago

    fall to my death in absolute mania, screaming and squirming as the concrete gets closer

    pull a trigger

    As someone who is also planning for ‘retirement’ in a few decades, guns always seemed to be the better plan.

    • daizelkrns@sh.itjust.works
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      17 hours ago

      Yeah, it probably would be pills of some kind to me. Honestly the only thing stopping me is that I somehow fuck it up and end up trapped in my own body.

      Would be happily retired otherwise

      • InputZero@lemmy.world
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        16 hours ago

        Resume by Dorothy Parker.

        Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

        There are not many ways to kill one’s self that don’t usually end up a botched suicide attempt. Pills are a painful and horrible way to go.

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        I’m a postmortem scientist and one of the scariest things I learned in college, was that only 85% of gun suicide attempts were successful. The other 15% survive and nearly all have brain damage. I only know of 2 painless ways to commit suicide, that don’t destroy the body’s appearance, so they can still have funeral visitation.

    • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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      18 hours ago

      Dunno, the idea of 5 seconds time for whatever there is to reach you through the demons whispering in your ear contemplating when to pull the trigger to the 12gauge aimed at your face seems the most logical bad decision