SNAIL PRO TIPS

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1 month ago

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

How do snails “maintain the wildlife balance in our gardens”?

The Octonaut@mander.xyz · 1 month ago

Birds eat the snails. Bird-eating Spiders eat the birds. Phorusrachids eat the bird-eating spiders.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

French people eat the snails. Acromantulas eat the French people.

MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 1 month ago

Well, shit, nature is healing.

oce 🐆@jlai.lu · 1 month ago

I see they like serious gourmet shit.

toast@retrolemmy.com · edit-2 1 month ago

This description of the food web seems a little dated. I haven’t seen a bird-eating spider in years.

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Really? There’s one leading the DHS right now.

ɯᴉuoʇuɐ@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

Ancient Greek sure is a bitch to spell in English.

The Octonaut@mander.xyz · 1 month ago

I’m spelling it the Hiberno-Hellenic way

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 month ago

Me: What’s a ‘phorusachid’?

Wikipedia: Here you go!

Me: … I regret everything.