 - oldie but goodie 
- Fake: Skyrim punchline - Gay: OP probably let the bouncer take his virginity 
 
- Your parents can’t hide anything from you. - They’re transparent. - “Was your father an iceberg?” 
 “… Yes?”
 
- This is like “Dad of all the dad jokes”. - The team is going to retire his dad number in a special ceremony. - Raise his jersey number to the rafters! 
 
 
- You can’t take the Sky from him! - Firefly references always get an upvote! - 🍃 
 
- Found today’s earworm. 
 
- OSRS username change: 
- Why would you want to name yourself after Sky television? 🤔 - Or the original name for Microsoft One Drive - Either way she wouldn’t have a boyfriend, for she is… No Man’s Sky. - 😂😭 
 
 
- It’s definately that and not the gigantic thing surrounding the earth, inspiring to good artists (and van Gogh) over the centuries. /s 
- … when you could name yourself after Dave? 
 
- That’s super cute 
- Suspiciously specific 










