Drink more, dance on the 2nd player pad with more freedom than he can since my side doesn’t work. Insist that I won. Say, “it’s ok, the bar isn’t the only thing you’ll be humping* tonight” with a wink, in an effort to go home because idk what else to do in this barcade.

*I call the folks that play DDR while holding onto the rail bar humpers. Idk if this is common.