Somelad@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 23 hours agoYou have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?message-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down110
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareYou have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?Somelad@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 23 hours agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoGet a loan from the local loan shark. Go to the roulette table at the casino. Bet it all on 32. Lose my bet. Go back to the local loan shark for $40. Bet the $40 at the roulette table. Lose. Repeat until either I get the money to pay the loan shark and save my family. Or I gues it’s RIP for my family and my kneecaps.
Get a loan from the local loan shark.
Go to the roulette table at the casino. Bet it all on 32.
Lose my bet.
Go back to the local loan shark for $40.
Bet the $40 at the roulette table.
Lose.
Repeat until either I get the money to pay the loan shark and save my family. Or I gues it’s RIP for my family and my kneecaps.