The story must be true, you can’t fake the story. You can exaggerate parts of it, but you can’t completely make shit up. You’re allowed to omit small awkward moments, but you can’t omit major events.
Mine is probably gonna be a two part movie. Part one is the history already behind me. It’s gonna tragic and dark AF, and probably cringe, but probably gonna get a lot of pity points because of how fucked up it is. Probably like 7.5/10 at least.
Idk if I’d like it, because it’d include my darkest moments.
Then for part 2… yea idk if that’ll ever come. Probably in 5 decades (or earlier if I die).
I feel like part 2 is gonna suck. I’m gonna have the craziest childhood ever, so much build up in backstory, then part 2 doesn’t end up justifying the movies, because I’m not gonna be able to achieve much in life, and its just gonna become another shitty slice of life. Probably 4/10 for part 2, at least that’s what I’m predicting.
Depends tho. If I get murdered while doing political activities or become a martyr, part 2 could turn into a 8/10 movie. Otherwise I’m just gonna die of illness or old age which is a very boring movie. GoT style botched ending lol.
4/5 - coming of age film about a scrawny, scrappy poor kid. Opening shot is a fight against other kids in a trailer park to level up in status. Or maybe even earlier to my mom standing there pregnant, and then her mom punching her in the stomach upon finding out her teen daughter, though as much as she had tried to shut her away, had somehow gotten herself knocked up. And then following the resulting trail of blood. Regardless, it starts out by getting the shit kicked out of me a few times.
Sprinkle in the multiple times I almost died, slipping on wet cement that had just been coated with muriatic acid, that time a demented kid tightened a noose around my neck, the countless nights I’d wake gasping for air with my chest heaving because we had a cat urine and roach problem and couldn’t afford an inhaler. That one time two girls thought it would be funny to see how long they could hold me underwater, at a pool, of course unsupervised, and only stopping just so as things faded to black and all I heard was this saint of a kid saying to them “Stop! He’s dying!” Nary a parent in sight.
The sex, the drugs the drinking all at 13.
The divorce, the handoffs from family member to family member moving each year. Finally settling into a mountain town in rural Appalachia. Having a town general store purveyor of goods taking me under his wing. Learning a passion for the outdoors and skiing.
Going mudding in a Honda Accord with a bunch of other delinquents. Going streaking after we got stuck. Flash forward to a court house and nearly going to jail for vandalism and other stupid teenage mistakes.
Going back to the area I was raised and finding that everyone had 2 kids and a drinking problem…or worse.
Flash forward to the struggles of leaving my past behind. Failing out of university after 9/11. Constantly watching those two planes smash onto the twin towers in a dark dormitory until it was etched into mind.
And then more struggle to leave my past behind as I sought out a soulmate. Dropping out of the Peace Corps due to it.
Quitting my job and finding a love for cycling. Being given a dog who hated wheels, but even she eventually fell in love with cycling. The smartest, best damn dog in the world.
Nearly dying another handful of times. Motorcycle in the mountain roads of Tennessee, more motorcycle, sliding in the snow with a big rig behind, that time wrecking it the one dumbass time I went for a joyride after drinks. Being on the 3rd floor of a house as it collapsed on a rainy day in high winds and walking out mostly unscathed.
Discovering a love for travel. Still trying to escape my past, but working on it, like really really working on it. I try not to die anymore.
Could call it something like “The dirtbag’s field guide to survival, part one.”