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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·19 hours agoThey are putting it into washing machines these days.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·16 hours ago“Oh good catch! How astute of you! Of course I should have added detergent before running the cycle!”
minus-squareM137@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·12 hours agoUser: Add enough detergent for this weight of clothes. Washing machine AI: OK, I have added the correct amount for you, ready to start the wash. User: You only added fabric softener, I need you to add detergent. Please weigh the clothes and add the detergent based on that weight. Washing machine AI: Ah, I see what you mean. I have now weighed the clothes and added the needed amount of detergent. User: you just added more fabric softener. Do not add any more of that, I only need detergent. Please, add detergent. Washing machine AI: I’m sorry, I misunderstood you before. I have now made sure to add detergent. User: you added more fabric softener…
minus-squareluciferofastora@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoSee, the solution is just to not use softener. Haven’t used it in a decade, haven’t missed it either. Though the AI might come up with a different fuckup.
minus-squareQuantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoSorry, I cannot add any detergent because my detergent sensor is telling me the tray is empty.
minus-squareluciferofastora@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoThere we go. Thanks for being more creative than me.
They are putting it into washing machines these days.
“Oh good catch! How astute of you! Of course I should have added detergent before running the cycle!”
User: Add enough detergent for this weight of clothes.
Washing machine AI: OK, I have added the correct amount for you, ready to start the wash.
User: You only added fabric softener, I need you to add detergent. Please weigh the clothes and add the detergent based on that weight.
Washing machine AI: Ah, I see what you mean. I have now weighed the clothes and added the needed amount of detergent.
User: you just added more fabric softener. Do not add any more of that, I only need detergent. Please, add detergent.
Washing machine AI: I’m sorry, I misunderstood you before. I have now made sure to add detergent.
User: you added more fabric softener…
See, the solution is just to not use softener. Haven’t used it in a decade, haven’t missed it either.
Though the AI might come up with a different fuckup.
Sorry, I cannot add any detergent because my detergent sensor is telling me the tray is empty.
There we go. Thanks for being more creative than me.