There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme “Honk” of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got “Honk”.

Well that’s not ominous at all.

A group of my friends used this technique differently. We used this to get rid of assholes. The group of assholes all liked techno for some reason. So when there were too many in the bar, we chipped in for the jukebox and played around 20 metal songs in a row. The assholes were all gone after 15 min when they realized, they’ll be hearing Rammstein for the next 2 hours.

What’s wrong with plastic thongs?

What’s wrong with teflon?

Took me a while to realize, these are frames from normal movies.

Better than “Burnout”, “Burnouts”, “Burnout 3” and “Burnout Resurrection”.

No I know what inspired Warren Zevon to write Werewolves Of London.

I don’t get it either. If I had to guess, I’d say there’s Loss hidden there somewhere.

I haven’t played many online games, mainly World of Tanks, but Halloween and Christmas were the best times in that game. It may be stupid, but nothing made me feel Christmas as much, as firing up that game at the beginning of December, seeing a large Christmas tree in the main menu and hearing the sounds of a Christmas fare.

Wait 2 days, till it starts growing back.

This was the dumbest movie? Out of everything the Shamalayan made? If I’m correct, in Glass they defeated a superhero, by drowning him in a puddle.

Am I missing some sort of meme with the character on the and there?

Signs.

I would recognize the second guy from the sketch.

Yeah, I was shocked when I learned about that. I’m a millennial. I was under the impression, that since we were so far ahead of our parents concerning tech, the next generation will all be hackers. A friend of mine works in high school teaching IT. He told me, that today’s teenagers don’t know how to download a file from the internet. And when they do, they still don’t know where it is on the computer.

I’m currently looking for a job, but whenever I hear the news I wonder if I should even bother.

Replace the tea with beer and book with porn and it sounds about right.

Which wouldn’t be a problem, if the show was any good.

You can probably say that about any show with a laugh track. I usually don’t mind it if the show has jokes. But then there are things like Big Bang Theory where they just pasted the laugh track over the dialogue in regular intervals without the jokes. I also don’t remember How I Met Your Mother being funny.