So to make a nuclear bomb, all we need are some atoms and mushrooms. Got it, will try later.

I think, that being able to towel of ones own back is pretty important in a beach body.

And do not, under any circumstances, take a job that involves night shifts. This shit should be illegal.

Americans will say the dumbest shit to protect their guns. Having sex and owning a gun are 2 different things. Only one of them is a biological need.

Running is a sport. Swimming is a sport. Football is a sport. Hunting is a game at best. For mentally unwell people.

Dude. Forklifts are useful.

1: Don’t have a gun.

The only rule You really need.

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

Me too. Sometimes I hold it in through the weekend.

Ocean Man by Ween

I didn’t know Swahili was that progressive.

Try Polish. Our verbs and adjectives are also gendered.

A washing machine is feminine, how is it in french?

I’ve never heard of Y pointing up. Z is always up. Unless you’re talking about lathes, where Z points to the right and X points up. Whoever came up with that, I hope his frying in hell.

I’m driving a 2002 Skoda Fabia. I don’t care, when it starts to make some new noise, I just crank up the radio and drive on. New smells, however, are a different thing.

In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.

Two guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.

If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.

What about the scene in “From Dusk Till Dawn” where Salma Hayek literally puts her toes in his mouth.

I never watched the show. I know it has something to do with aliens. But I didn’t know that the alien was Ziggy Stardust.

Let’s see Your fucking AI flip burgers.