Before naming Your product always run it by a group of 15 year old boys, if they giggle, think again.

I admit, if I was only shown the right image, I wouldn’t notice anything wrong.

I’m in the same boat. I have savings for six months, but if I don’t find something in that time, I guess, I’ll just die.

Reminded me of the sperm scene from Community.

I sleep hugging a pillow. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m more comfortable that way or it’s because I just need to hug something.

I really doubt his ass isn’t covered in shit.

So that’s another theory. I heard that the first version was “girls are fat and they have big titties”.

This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. “Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere”. And nobody really cares about the grass.

What, no Jesus appeared? That’s only a 7/10 tost.

False. I’m a pussy.

But Thanks did nothing wrong, he was the good guy in that story. Misunderstood, but he had the right idea.

I’m buying socks in 5-packs. One gets lost? I still have 4 pairs to go and one spare. Plus I sometimes buy multiple 5 packs of the same sock.

I have it the same, but with beer.

And the only time they use the proper date format is their national holiday.

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But i don’t think he was the one who said it.

So we’re trying to replace Ed Sheeran with a moth?

Dude, I’m no prude. I have been known to be naked in public spaces. Just the idea, of tying a string to Your Johnson seems impractical. Either let it hang or cover it up with something comfortable.

This reminds me of a time when I was drunk, and said to my mate “Hey, wanna go run naked on the streets?” and he said “obviously”. So we were running naked in the middle of the night back and forward along the street, and another mate looks out the window, shakes his head and says “you idiots, without me?”. And he also stripped naked, jumped out of the window and joined us. Good times.

Basically the reason Eye Of The Tiger was written and recorded.