And do not, under any circumstances, take a job that involves night shifts. This shit should be illegal.

Americans will say the dumbest shit to protect their guns. Having sex and owning a gun are 2 different things. Only one of them is a biological need.

Running is a sport. Swimming is a sport. Football is a sport. Hunting is a game at best. For mentally unwell people.

Dude. Forklifts are useful.

1: Don’t have a gun.

The only rule You really need.

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

Me too. Sometimes I hold it in through the weekend.

Ocean Man by Ween

I didn’t know Swahili was that progressive.

Try Polish. Our verbs and adjectives are also gendered.

A washing machine is feminine, how is it in french?

I’ve never heard of Y pointing up. Z is always up. Unless you’re talking about lathes, where Z points to the right and X points up. Whoever came up with that, I hope his frying in hell.

I’m driving a 2002 Skoda Fabia. I don’t care, when it starts to make some new noise, I just crank up the radio and drive on. New smells, however, are a different thing.

In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.

Two guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.

If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.

What about the scene in “From Dusk Till Dawn” where Salma Hayek literally puts her toes in his mouth.

I never watched the show. I know it has something to do with aliens. But I didn’t know that the alien was Ziggy Stardust.

Let’s see Your fucking AI flip burgers.

Ok, this one got me.

If it wasn’t for this meme, I’d forget to blow up the parliament today. Brb.