Me too. Sometimes I hold it in through the weekend.

Ocean Man by Ween

I didn’t know Swahili was that progressive.

Try Polish. Our verbs and adjectives are also gendered.

A washing machine is feminine, how is it in french?

I’ve never heard of Y pointing up. Z is always up. Unless you’re talking about lathes, where Z points to the right and X points up. Whoever came up with that, I hope his frying in hell.

I’m driving a 2002 Skoda Fabia. I don’t care, when it starts to make some new noise, I just crank up the radio and drive on. New smells, however, are a different thing.

In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.

Two guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.

If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.

What about the scene in “From Dusk Till Dawn” where Salma Hayek literally puts her toes in his mouth.

I never watched the show. I know it has something to do with aliens. But I didn’t know that the alien was Ziggy Stardust.

Let’s see Your fucking AI flip burgers.

Ok, this one got me.

If it wasn’t for this meme, I’d forget to blow up the parliament today. Brb.

Are we sure this is RE and not Portal 2?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kiss-at-sisters-wedding

Anybody else read “massive backlog” wrong?

They are putting it into washing machines these days.

Brace Yourselves for Mariah Carey.

I could think of a few worse ones. Like “Thích Quảng Đức sitting in Lotus position Ari humidifier”.