In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.

Two guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.

If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.

What about the scene in “From Dusk Till Dawn” where Salma Hayek literally puts her toes in his mouth.

I never watched the show. I know it has something to do with aliens. But I didn’t know that the alien was Ziggy Stardust.

Let’s see Your fucking AI flip burgers.

Ok, this one got me.

If it wasn’t for this meme, I’d forget to blow up the parliament today. Brb.

Are we sure this is RE and not Portal 2?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kiss-at-sisters-wedding

Anybody else read “massive backlog” wrong?

They are putting it into washing machines these days.

Brace Yourselves for Mariah Carey.

I could think of a few worse ones. Like “Thích Quảng Đức sitting in Lotus position Ari humidifier”.

What does the titan do? Bath bomb? Pressure sensor? Maybe a coin bank? You smash it when it’s full.

It’s missing a wrap, which would be only the front wall open.

Do people even say thet anymore? I think tattoos stopped being taboo sometime in the last decade. I only know a few people who don’t have any.

As long as the machine isn’t an Okuma, I’m in.

There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme “Honk” of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got “Honk”.

Well that’s not ominous at all.