My research is focused on why research liquids are red or blue.

This is the leader of our field, >1000 publications.

This is my fierce rival, he can do two unrelated things at once.

This was my rival, he died immediately after this was taken…

This genius has yet to learn the mysteries of the graduated cylinder…

And this one has yet to figure out if you want to use a microscope, you need to look into it…

And by the stethoscope, we can tell he’s headed to the cafeteria to impress people…