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minus-squareusualsuspect191@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 days agoExactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).
minus-squareVicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoKevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI’m not prepared to make a llama cry.
minus-squaretoo_high_for_this@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoFuck that. Tears from any hoofed mammal will do. Hell, I’ve used rabbit tears before and I could barely taste the difference.
Exactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).
Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.

I’m not prepared to make a llama cry.
Not even Kuzco?
Fuck that. Tears from any hoofed mammal will do. Hell, I’ve used rabbit tears before and I could barely taste the difference.