I’ll need it to recover from the turkey coma

Thought it was showing a cutaway view of fingers playing barre chords

A deep and primal yearning that crashes over you in waves. A thorn in your psyche; always a subtle throbbing but impossible to ignore once anything diverts your attention to it. Constant intrusive thoughts, loneliness, frustration, panic, desperation, aggression.

Other people are saying its akin to hunger, but I’d say it’s more like thirst. There’s a stronger sense of urgency and a subtle feeling that’s always present and ready to bubble up to the surface at any moment to override everything else.

Out of curiosity I downloaded the image and cropped it to just one of the sides, and it’s 509x511 so even if each pixel was a difference, that’s only about 260 100 differences. There’s also the possibility some of the pixels are the same just by chance, so that’s more of an upper bound.

Now I want some ASCII poems

I’d argue he studied Shakespeare more than anyone else ever.

For those curious why this happens: this building has no diagonal bracing to prevent racking, so over time it can sag and lean more and more as the wood weathers and nails loosen.

Installing the exterior boards at an angle would’ve helped, but usually results in more waste and labour so if you’re a poor farmer with limited supplies you just install them horizontal and it’ll probably last as long as you need it to anyways. Braces on the inside can be annoying to deal with if the building is used to store grain, but a viable option otherwise.

Which is even worse, as I’d expect it to be half that installed

Starting at 8 grand?? Seems pricey and I live in a place with expensive labour

The funeral depicted is a viral video where the pallbearers are dancing/swaying so it’s like you’ll die and even your casket will be moving afterwards.

I loathe the trend to blame the end consumer for their waste and eliminate very publicly visible things like straws when the vast majority is caused by industry every step of the way. The amount of plastic I see in retail garbage bins is sickening, and the average customer has no clue because it’s all long before anything ends up on the shelf.

Then people stop using plastic cutlery and think they’re helping the planet meanwhile it’s just a facade to keep the real wasters off their radar.

Bravo

What actually happened was my cat brushed up against me and the static shock caused my phone to glitch a little and type up and sublime the whole post that OP screen-shotted.

Crab spider and hover fly for those curious

Side note: I hate it when people just put $1234 as a price online. It clutters up search results and I’m not interested in having to make first contact just to establish if we have the same price range in mind. Figure out a real number or don’t post at all.

Ok am I just getting old? Seems like memes are just missing words now. OP’s was too.

Yes, it’s strange to me how “emotional” came to mean essentially all the “feminine” ways of losing one’s composure but not the “masculine” ones.

Time for a serious conversion with your wife (and likely counseling) if you want to try and revive things. If that doesn’t work/is a non-starter then you’re basically already single anyways you might as well make it official.

Poor caterpillar can’t conceptualize a mobius strip.