Low-key music of some sort, with no voice interruption. This way I know the call is still connected, and won’t get false positives thinking they’ve connected me to a person but it’s actually just a recording telling me how important my call is.

I’ve found my people

Wow, this really feels like a metaphor for the state of the world

Well either way, I’m still impressed. Thanks for sharing

Did you create this list for this post, or did you have it ready to go?

Tradey here! Work vans are absolutely not the best work vehicle; it’s highly dependent on the trade/style of work. Not sure why this is so often repeated.

The rest is fairly accurate.

Make sure not to get any gender fluid in there too, or the resulting paste makes removal very difficult

Ok that’s surprisingly satisfying. Thanks for sharing!

“Golfers that can’t spell”

Schadenfreude

I thought it was something to do with dog years

Yes, it becomes a bit of a tautology almost. “Not all men, just the ones that are those type of man and the ones ok with hanging around those type of man”.

There’s this problem with “not all men, but always a man” where making it an absolute makes it literally not true and so there’s pushback from people who you actually want to bring on board. It’s that fine line of creating a pithy slogan that’s inflammatory/engaging enough to spread but hopefully not too inaccurate as to undermine the message. “Not literally always a man but a depressingly high number because all you’d need is one counter example in all of human history to disprove it and those are happening daily just at far lower rates than what we’re trying to bring attention to” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

“Black lives matter” really could’ve been “Black lives matter too” and I think it would’ve had much more goodwill and broad agreement, but probably wouldn’t have been as viral either.

I’ve seen a few of this exact same meme now; guessing it’s a tiktok thing now?

What to say after a fart:

Like, Ma and Pa Kent still keep their origin but their son just inexplicably has an Australian accent? Maybe that’s how they all sound on Krypton

Should just knock them out of their shell, a la Super Mario World

Very common bathroom graffiti, although there’s an extra layer of absurdity bringing a label maker into the process

Dracowla gets me every time

Starship Troopers I think