Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down117
arrow-up1466arrow-down1imageCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down4·5 months agoAverage American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children! Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months ago“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
minus-squareInfernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoYeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
Average American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children!
Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel