The middle path is breakdancing while going through your breakdown

Someone got their buttons pushed

meh … I’ll wait a while so it gets more pickled … more pickled means more RAM speed.

I usually give that look to the table on the other side of the restaurant that didn’t finish their fries and let the waitress take them to be thrown away in the trash.

Dinosaurs were pretty big already … but if this possible … they would have been honkin big!!!

Don’t give us too much credit just yet. Dinosaurs were around for about 180 million years.

Our earliest ancestors are about 2 million years ago, our closest ancestors are about 300,000 years and our actual ancestors who are like us are only about 50,000 years.

We’re still just a tiny blip in earth’s history and if we wipe ourselves out, it’ll be pretty hard for any future archaeologist to figure out who we were and what we did, or even to know that we were even here.

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Modern religions … any and all modern religions are all the same now

They don’t worship a God … or Gods … or Saints … or prophets … or angels … or Holy Spirits

They all worship money and power … and their message is one of control and obedience, so that they can have all the money and power.

They’re all basically the same.

Americans make great soccer players … you just call them names and they’ll fold over and invade your country.

I’ve been regularly downloading the 100+GB data dumps of wikipedia on an annual basis for the past few years. It seems the worse the world gets, the more often I download another new copy.

I use Kiwix and download the ZIM files to keep it updated.

Invite Clark Kent to an interview with a Senior General in a small village in the Nevada desert. Clark arrives to an empty village full of plastic mannequins. The whole village disappears in a flash of light.

Clark arrives back to the CIA office the next day with excuses that he couldn’t make it to the interview.

I thought that was Miles O’Brien and this image made sense for a moment

It comes with a 100lb concrete dome to contain it when you’re not using it … crane sold separately.

Metastasizes fun all over your body

Isn’t it just a limitation of human vision? No matter how much resolution we can create, the human eye will only ever see a certain level of resolution … anything beyond that is imperceptible to us. I think I remember reading that 4K is the maximum we can realistically appreciate and anything beyond that is impractical because no one would ever notice the difference.

The only way higher resolutions work is if you start blowing up the size of the image itself. A 20" wide image at 720p looks good but the same image blow up to 60" becomes noticeably pixelated. A 20" wide image at 8K looks sharp and blown up to 60", it still looks sharp.

But this void is getting filled with so much delicious, juicy, tasty, scrumptious bacon fat

Read? … what kind of pervert are you?

Try doing that for 6,000 years and see what happens

It’s commonly known as … religion … but if it only appears and occurs for short periods, it’s known as a cult

This is fake … no human I’ve ever known has ever survived to tell the tale of how they carefully placed something, anything, on a cat’s face … let alone take a picture of it.

The only way I can see this image existing is if the cat first murdered the person who attempted this, then the cat took the pancake and placed it on themselves, set up the camera for a timed photo and snapped a selfie to let all the humans believe that they can do this to their cats at home.

If our competition raises prices! … We’ll bring them down!!!