Usually happens when you are in a rush or are not paying attention. I have that happen to me when I’m rushing out the door and decide to drink a bit of water or a coffee but want to hurry up. Then you lose any amount of time you were trying to save by standing there imagining what they will be writing on your tombstone.

Same feeling I get when I swallow an irregular shaped piece of food or one of those elongated multivitamin pills and the object decides to go down SIDEWAYS. You can feel it getting lodged at the back of your throat and then you feel it slowly painfully sliding down your esophagus as you start imagining who will be attending your funeral and what they will be saying for your eulogy.

I GOT IT! I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

We make a single straight pipe the diameter of earth’s orbit, and just slightly offset it to go near the surface of the sun.

We pipe water at one end and send it off while earth continues it’s orbit. We wait six months and we’ll meet the other end of the pipe which will have nice hot steam arriving from the sun. We use the hot steam for six months until it condenses back to liquid water, then restart the process when we meet the other end of pipe again.

A few trillion dollars under the table should work

Then we have to wait until the purple PVC glue goes on sale

Couple of years maybe … maybe longer

Then we have to get rid of the clouds

We just have to pipe it faster

Why don’t we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.

Then tell them they’re part of the gang and to join everyone else as we go wedgie and noogie the next new guy

“I’m sure we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”

Third for Summit

Take advice from Detective Frank Drebin

“Like a blindman at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through”

None of us individually truly leave a lasting legacy. Maybe some get to have their name repeated a little longer than others but that’s about it.

Everything that’s happened in human history happened because of communities of people … they might have had a leader but even the leader wouldn’t have made any of it happen without large groups of people. And every single one of those people had a small part to play in making it all happen.

We all have a small part to play during our lives and together all our small parts add up to great things.

*diabetic grizzly bear … with heart disease … and poor circulation … and bad eye sight … and tingling in their fingers

Gives a whole new meaning to the dish … ‘Bangers and mash’

If you guys are only doing one thing with the mashed potatoes … you can share the bowl.

Remind me to give you your own bowl of mashed potatoes.

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Americans suffer from Stockholm syndrome