Invite Clark Kent to an interview with a Senior General in a small village in the Nevada desert. Clark arrives to an empty village full of plastic mannequins. The whole village disappears in a flash of light.

Clark arrives back to the CIA office the next day with excuses that he couldn’t make it to the interview.

I thought that was Miles O’Brien and this image made sense for a moment

It comes with a 100lb concrete dome to contain it when you’re not using it … crane sold separately.

Metastasizes fun all over your body

Isn’t it just a limitation of human vision? No matter how much resolution we can create, the human eye will only ever see a certain level of resolution … anything beyond that is imperceptible to us. I think I remember reading that 4K is the maximum we can realistically appreciate and anything beyond that is impractical because no one would ever notice the difference.

The only way higher resolutions work is if you start blowing up the size of the image itself. A 20" wide image at 720p looks good but the same image blow up to 60" becomes noticeably pixelated. A 20" wide image at 8K looks sharp and blown up to 60", it still looks sharp.

But this void is getting filled with so much delicious, juicy, tasty, scrumptious bacon fat

Read? … what kind of pervert are you?

Try doing that for 6,000 years and see what happens

It’s commonly known as … religion … but if it only appears and occurs for short periods, it’s known as a cult

This is fake … no human I’ve ever known has ever survived to tell the tale of how they carefully placed something, anything, on a cat’s face … let alone take a picture of it.

The only way I can see this image existing is if the cat first murdered the person who attempted this, then the cat took the pancake and placed it on themselves, set up the camera for a timed photo and snapped a selfie to let all the humans believe that they can do this to their cats at home.

If our competition raises prices! … We’ll bring them down!!!

If you live in a northern climate, you have to rely on a very complicated and expensive delivery system that will supply you with this fruit that can only be grown in the tropics. And the only way to keep it economical is to create an economy where food prices are artificially kept low because first world countries systematically suppress developing countries that grow bananas into becoming stable economies that would actually provide better wages for farmers and workers who would raise the price of bananas.

We have cheap bananas because we don’t mind living in a world where we abuse farmers and workers to work for pennies to supply us in the first world with cheap bananas.

A great educator and language teacher as well …

Local politician … a member of town council but also a character that just hung onto any and all political positions related to local politics. He never did much expect make money for himself. If he didn’t get on council, he would try for mayor, and if he got neither, Financial Controller, Administrator, Manager, whatever, as long as it was with the town. He was in essence a salesman because he could talk circles around most people with political language and a bit of education, especially when he dealt with the uneducated or gullible people. It was basically his entire career and he’s well on his way to retiring after having done nothing for anyone else or the town.

We created an internet to be redundant to keep it safe and functioning if any part of it is cutoff, destroyed or affected.

And over that past 20 years, a handful of corporations have created an internet that solely relies on a handful of systems for most things to function.

The current point of our human civilization is like cave men 10,000 years ago being given machine guns and hand grenades

What do you think are we going to do with all this new power?

It’s great because the internet was initially developed as a decentralized service so that if any part failed, the rest could maintain communications.

Over the past decade, corporations have been actively developing an internet of services that heavily rely on just a small set of services … and if any of them go down, everything is lost.

I have a friend who constantly frames problems by blaming someone … anyone

The concept of accidents, unfortunate events, chance or unplanned events is a foreign concept to them. They constantly believe that any and every problem in the universe is caused by someone doing something intentionally or ignorantly.

I can always count on them when there’s a problem … that they’ll automatically blame someone.

You guys only use stoves in a kitchen?

It’s giving you instructions on how to baste your turkey

Who says this is in a kitchen?