Me trying a rope onto a couch pillow to make my own hand flail

Then - “I think, therefore I am”

Now - “Let AI think, therefore I no longer am”

Wasn’t this the basis of WWII?

Can I come too? Do you have room for uninvited guests? I won’t talk to anyone or bother anyone … I’ll just eat :)

Once you do enough cooking, you start to realize that most recipes can be rendered down to a few basic components and combinations … and it all depends on what region of the world you’re in, what culture, what foods are available and what you grew up with.

Cooking, preparing, cutting and serving a turkey/chicken is fairly simple if you stick to just the basics … and use a digital thermometer to monitor the internal temperatures

Gravy is a bit of a trick but do it enough times and you get the hang of it … if all else fails, have a packet of instant gravy mix handy (it makes gravy in about ten minutes)

Everything else with the Thanksgiving dinner is basically just boiled vegetables … if you plan on anything more complicated than this, then you are spending the entire day in the kitchen.

Dessert can be very simple or very complicated … depending on how masochistic you want to be … but it’s best to prepare the sweet stuff a day or two ahead of time.

Whatever you do … stay in the kitchen and pay attention to everything that is cooking, baking, frying or boiling … if it’s roasting for hours, stay nearby and be ready to act on it if anything changes or goes bad … in your off time when nothing needs to be done in the kitchen, wash the dishes and clean the space, because you’ll be making a mess again as soon as you start processing food again anyway.

If you’re not cooking, you’re cleaning. If you’re not cleaning, you’re cooking.

On those days that the world just hates you … stay in bed until the next day.

And don’t call me Shirley

From the documentary that will be made in 30 years about events that will happen in two years.

and it turns out it was a just a large trailer park community in the Australian desert that had all gone through the deepest hallucinogenic drug effects from Meth and Opioids and somehow survived undetected for 20 years on their own in the wilderness.

Which now renders their site useless … I’ll go on your site to look up basic info … then go to your store to get what I want and even visit some other store or service that could give me the same product.

It’s a disincentive to want to use their site in the future.

I’ve stopped using several store websites because of this. Then when I want an actual product … I’ll call the store and ask them to look for the product for me. If they have it great, if they don’t, I’ll look for it elsewhere or figure out some other solution for myself that doesn’t involve any of their dumb websites.

I’m regressing from the internet and use people contact more and more because of this stupidity. I’m going back to the way I did things in the 90s and early 2000s where I would just use their store flyer as a guide, call the local store to ask for something and then go look for it myself because the online services today are so intrusive and needlessly complicated that its faster and more useful to not go online.

Really an underrated show … great fun to watch it

or

“You wanna find out?”

Then when you ‘come of age’ … you get entered into the Human fights where aliens get to bet on winners and losers.

Kang: … very well then … (throws you into your own personal cage)

What’s more dangerous for privacy?

To even run Windows at all for personal / business / random use.

Some poor young girl got knocked up and she didn’t want to say who the father was so she made up a story about how a spirit had impregnated her.

I think that one got way out of hand

I’m sure alien species with more intelligence, strength and ability than us might do the same with us if they landed on our planet.

My wad of soggy bacon is telling my mouth to gape wide open and make stupid sounds after reading this

My wad of soggy bacon is very happy

You don’t get a SIM

You become a SIMP

Go to grab the angle grinder to cut some steel … mistakenly grab the cat … cat starts angrily swatting at the steel